The Big Country

Fascist Fries?

Well, it's Austria. We wouldn't want French fries that weren't pure, genetically speaking. Phrenology for the spuds is the logical next step here.

One Sentence Review: Kyotofu

Kyotofu: the black sesame tofu with tea syrup is sublime, but tofu cheesecake is like a dessert experiment from the Island of Dr. Moreau.

One Sentence Review: Hill Country

Hill Country: Texas brisket at a New York price point.

One Sentence Review: American Grill

It’s unpatriotic to make grilled cheese this bad.