Hee! Via the Daily Traveler, take your own try screening baggage. Is it me, or does the narrator of the segment have a lisp? It wouldn't be noticeable, save for her repetition of the word "suspcious". Or rather, sushspishush.
I love the TSA. All you need is a GED and a dream to work for them. Why can't we contract the Swiss or the Israelis to run our security? That's the way to solve this problem. Not worrying about taking your corkscrew on board, or nail clippers, God forbid.
I was accused on trying to bring a knife on board once, when all I had was a shoe horn. Makes you feel safer, right? It's a crack team of screeners indeed.
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